Chris Rock with Chip & Dale. Wait, is it Dale & Chip? How can you tell them apart? Do they hang out with Alvin?
Chrissy Teigen is a selfie lover.
David Beckham got snapped by Victoria.
Demi Lovato meets her wax self.
Do you think max Joseph has ever been Catfished? Here he is with Emily Ratajkowski and Zac Efron.
Emma Stone filming her new movie.
Fred Armisen, Bill Hader and Seth Meyers at the premiere of their new movie.
Hailee Steinfeld hugs it out with Olivia Holt
#1 – Straight from the airport to the hotel suite paid for by her lover. The thing is, this foreign born model is not doing such a great job bearding. I think she wants what has been promised vis a vis movie roles but she is not getting paid by the A+ list mostly movie actor so she needs to earn a living.
#2 – This foreign born B- list mostly movie actress with a name that sounds like a description apparently tried to kill herself this past weekend. no a-hole of an actor boyfriend is worth that. He really messed with her head.
#3 – Interesting. So, this kazillionaire star f**ker disappeared for a few weeks and apparently was having sex with the very rich foreign born D list celebrity offspring of a fellow kazillionaire.
Kids’ Choice Awards
This B+ list foreign born tweener singer turned do not much of anything except film interesting uses for counters made this young teen actress feel like crap. She was excited to meet the singer and he asked what she was in. When she said she voiced an A list character he said she looked like she had a face for voice overs and walked away. A-hole.
Cody Simpson/Fatima Ptacek (“Dora The Explorer”)
What the world could use now is proof that unicorns exist. Or extra thick bacon.
Four parts today.
Lady GaGa filming American Horror Story outside of LACMA.
Little Mix performing in NYC.
LeAnn Rimes performing on her street.
And Lindsey Vonn wonders how she continues to injure herself.
Michelle Rodriguez getting ready for Halloween.
Rosie O’Donnell was spotted shopping for school supplies with two of her kids.
Ruby Rose continues her “I’m Not Kate McKinnon or Justin Bieber” tour.
Rachel Zoe at a fashion show in Australia.
Arnold Schwarzenger promoting the latest Terminator film in China.
Evan Rachel Wood got a magazine layout. They must have been desperate.
Alana Stewart and George Hamilton at the premiere of a movie no one will watch.
Hannah Ware and Rupert Friend in Berlin.
Heidi Klum at the after party for America’s Got Talent.
Jesse Eisenberg filming the new Woody Allen movie.
January Jones headed to her next beer.
Katie Holmes takes a break from her movie to grab some lunch.
Jennifer Aniston
Jane Seymour
Mena Suvari
Holland Roden
Peyton List
Owen Wilson
Kathryn Hahn
Julie Ann Emery
Bethenny Frankel is a floaty. Basically the water version of a furry.
Brooke Mueller celebrating her 38th birthday in a bar. Nice.
Corey Feldman and a woman who must have a big thing for short guys from 80’s movies.
The amazing Chiwetel Ejiofor.
The not so amazing Ben Affleck nanny.
Charlize Theron headed to lunch while
Daniel Craig gets snapped in a pretty rare pap shot.
Emily Blunt and John Krasinski after their workout.
Eva Longoria headed to a meal at a restaurant that is not her own.
For the third time I can remember now, this former A+ list mostly movie actress from back in the day who has been married to an A+ and A lister is having sex with a former hookup of her daughter. Always the same daughter’s boyfriends.
Demi Moore/Rumer Willis
The television or movie couple you would like to see together in real life.
Not much to say today so I will just let you know I will be here all weekend and if you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer
#1 – This Southeast Housewife recently hooked up with a guy she met on vacation two years ago while with her husband. So, does that mean they waited two years to have sex? Doubtful.
#2 – The husband of this former A list reality star from multiple reality shows she got because of her main business has been having sex with a guy who used to work for the reality star.
#3 – I think this A list athlete really believes his singer girlfriend when she says she is not cheating on him.
#4 – The B list celebrity offspring of permanent A listers did his first line of coke the other night. The teenager looks innocent but is headed for trouble.
Considering how long this show has been off the air it’s remarkable how much money this very large cast makes. They do well. Not spectacular, but considering almost all of them have done nothing since the show ended decades ago, that is pretty good. As time goes by, and opportunities start to slip, the cast likes to jump on all money making opportunities. That is fine if it is a solo thing, but more often than not, the person offering a job wants more than one of the cast. One of those is generally the star of this blind. She arguably had the most popular character on the show, but is in the top three as far as status since the show. That character though is what organizers want, so they give her a call. She loves the call and her only condition ever is that she be the only member of the cast to be there or they won’t get her. Recently she could have given a cast member a chance at a $250K payday. She told the producers that was a no go. She wanted to be the focus and they agreed. As recent as that was, there was something that happened in the past week where she managed to screw over the entire cast in one day. A big payday was in the offing. All the cast had to sign a contract and money would be flowing into their pockets. Our star though decided she wanted a better deal and is holding up the process until she gets triple what any other cast member receives. If she does not get her triple pay, then she won’t sign and no one will get paid. She loves doing that to her co-stars. She loves when they beg with her and plead with her and kiss her butt and buy her presents just to make sure she always signs. This time though, the remaining members of the cast are fighting back. It is a potentially big payday. Enough money to see them through several years and there will be a war if our star does not sign. They will throw every bit of dirt at her they can. The star doesn’t seem worried. As of a day or two ago, she was still holding out for triple. Always screwing them. One day at a time.
Maureen McCormick/The Brady Bunch
I often think about how many hangers there must be in the world.
This A list athlete had a slip in his sobriety. Not Josh Hamilton although that wouldn’t shock me either.
Three parts today.
LeBron James is surrounded by fans while at a camp in the Philippines.
Matt Damon and his family were at Disneyland yesterday.
Rosario Dawson on the set of her new movie.
Ryan Gosling and
Emma Stone were also working yesterday on their 23rd movie together.
Selena Gomez walks the streets like a runway in NYC.
Last night Sami Miro and Zac Efron were at the premiere of his new movie with
Emily Ratajkowski who I don’t even have to spell check any longer.
Zoe Kravitz and her boyfriend who always wears the same hat.
%0 Cent autographs vodka when he should be drinking it.
Fergie heads out of LA on a flight.
Hilary Duff just can’t get the publicity traction she wants.
Janice Dickinson makes a juice run.
Jennifer Lopez on the set of her new television show.
Eric Johnson and Jessica Simpson on a date night.
John Stamos and
Christina Milian on the set of Grandfathered.
Finally Katie Holmes smiles on the set of her movie. Must be the last scene.
