Adrien Brody gets his tan on with his girlfriend.
Lana Parrilla and Ginnifer Goodwin at D23 which is Disney’s answer to Comic-Con.
The Rock and Rashida Jones were there with
Harrison Ford and Johnny Depp.
Geri Halliwell still enjoying her newlywed phase.
The Goopster and RDJ at a beach party over the weekend.
Iggy Azalea on her way back to Australia.
Ireland Baldwin making a coffee run over the weekend.
Katy Perry hits a club over the weekend.
#1 – This foreign born former A- list singer from a group who now does nothing but reality television and getting married spent more time puking than judging during a recent reality stint. Guess her new husband likes her even more thin than she was.
#2 – This former B+ list mostly television actress who might be the worst actress ever to appear in any kind of major role turned reality star is trying to figure out a way to capitalize on her impending divorce. He is cheating and boozing and doing a little coke too.
#3 – People took a lot of pictures of drugs and drug use that are emerging from a party where this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor from that franchise and his celebrity girlfriend attended. Lots and lots and lots of drugs.
Just looking at it from the outside, you would think these two would get along really well. They don’t. They can’t stand each other. I mean this is really bitter hatred. I’m hard pressed to think of two women in Hollywood that hate each other quite this much. It all started ok back in the day. GS is a B list actress. Mostly television and really, she only keeps the B list status because of her constant attempts to stay in the spotlight through pap photos. Her made me famous role is over. She has done nothing since. She stays famous because she knows how to get photographed and does a little of this and that. She is busy and works, but it is because of her efforts to stay photographed that she has not dropped lower. SQ is an A list celebrity. Actually might even be A+. I don’t like her all that much so I hesitate to give her that +. She is versatile and there is not much in show business that she has not done. She has also done a masterful job of staying in the spotlight. It helps that she has had a better career. Still though, she has her ups and downs but kept herself hovering at A list and higher for almost two decades.
Until about a decade ago, GS and SQ were friendly. Good friends. Not great. Not hanging out at your house, but good friends. GS is very good at finding people higher on the list than herself and inviting herself to their homes and events. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t. One night, SQ confronted her then husband about GS. Apparently GS and SQ’s husband had a little fling and GS decided to let the world know it by becoming a little too affectionate with the husband in a very public way. After a couple of days the public forgot about it but SQ thinks about it to this day. She has done everything she can to sabotage projects that GS wants a part of. SQ has made sure that if someone wants SQ at their event that GS is not invited or relegated to the nosebleed seats which usually results in GS canceling.
I was reminded of this feud this week because SQ had sex with GS’ boyfriend. She wasn’t shy about it at all. Oh, you won’t see it splashed in the tabloids and honestly he is not SQ’s type, but her one goal in attending an event this week was to have sex with him and she did. And she made sure that GS knew about it too. Mutual acquaintances of the two saw their phones blow up this week with selfies SQ took with the boyfriend. They left no doubt that the two of them hooked up. As an added dig, SQ also took a selfie with the boyfriend doing the exact same thing that GS did with SQ’s ex-husband that started the whole feud in the first place.
GS- Eva Longoria
SQ- Jennifer Lopez
Apparently the months and months of secret rehab for this foreign born annoying B list singer did no good. She is back on drugs almost as bad as before she went to rehab.
Four parts today.
Ben Kingsley and Patricia Clarkson were at the premiere of their new movie with
Matthew Morrison and his wife.
Ryan Phillippe gets set to take of his trunks for the pap/
Rachel Zoe and her kids spending some quality time together painting pottery.
Selma Blair does her best to not be recognized.
Gracie McGraw made her public singing debut over the weekend with her dad Tim.
Tori Spelling out shopping or pawning. Tough to tell.
Zac Efron out promoting his new movie.
Zendaya is 18 and already has a line of shoes. When I was 18, the only line I was in was for the keg.
Kiefer Sutherland is the Marlboro Man.
Kerry Washington shows some flexibility in Self.
Lake Bell at the premiere of her new movie.
Karina Smirnoff who never misses a red carpet was there with
Lake’s co-star Pierce Brosnan who showed up with three of his kids.
Lily Allen takes a smoke break while
Laverne Cox promotes her new project.
Maisie Williams filming Game Of Thrones.
Long time no see in the photos together for Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem.
Harrison Ford thought it was best to do this while on land rather than in the air.
Jessica Alba hands out free carrots. Those kids are going to get charged every month though until their credit cards expire.
Justin Bieber and his growing collection of tattoos.
A smiling Julia Roberts? This should have been the top photo of the day.
Justin Theroux might be smaller even than his wife.
Judy Greer and
Katie Holmes on set of Katie’s directorial debut.
Kaley Cuoco after getting her hot yoga on.
This guy with her and her wins the creepy bodyguard of the day award.
Benedict Cumberbatch no longer blowing off fans outside the theatre where he is performing.
Christian Bale on car seat carry duty.
Christina Hendricks talks Mad Men at a SAG event.
Chloe Lattanzi has taken up acting. Probably right on par with her singing.
Chrissy Teigen is back in LA.
Demi Moore hides her face while on a date night.
Elisabetta Canalis is in LA again. Interesting.
Elle Fanning out shopping.
Halle Berry was definitely trying to make a point with this look. Just not sure what the point was.
Not terribly long, but with all the child molesting and breakups, I figured a little kindness blind would be the way to go here. I remember the first time I met this actress. I don’t know her, but have met her a couple of times. The first time we were at a bookstore. It doesn’t exist any longer. It was over at Sunset And Vine and I was just cutting through the store from the parking garage. I spotted her because I had just been watching her show the night before. It was a hit network show that just crashed and burned when everyone thought they were bigger than the show. Not the adult actors, but the teens and young adults in it. Anyway, she was looking at Starting A Restaurant For Dummies or something like that and I asked something stupid like, “So, are you opening one?” She said she was thinking about it. She never did, but she was not opening it to make a profit. Her goal was to spend some of her money and raise other money and open a soup kitchen that looked like a restaurant. She wanted people to be able to sit down and select rather than just wait in line and then go wander to a table. It is still her goal, but the B list mostly television actress who is out of work right now has worked almost 40 hours a week since her show last aired volunteering in soup kitchens and feeding the homeless. She is out there in the middle of the night passing out blankets and kits. She goes above and beyond even though she could just write a check or stay home with her child.
This A list mostly television actress from a hit network show has a new buddy movie coming out soon was spotted with her ex yet again. I’m guessing she didn’t tell her B list mostly movie actor boyfriend about it. They got into a huge fight last time.
Sofia Vergara
So, Jared Fogle and his ex business partner started that foundation for kids so they could have access to kids. This is the same thing as that Sandusky guy from Penn State.
For someone who should be kissing a lot of butt right now, this foreign born B list celebrity offspring was blowing off fans who wanted photos of her last night. She was heard saying, “f**k this,” about having to walk through some fans who were also waiting for other people. Once inside she would only talk to people who were more famous than her or could give her a job.
This married A- list mostly television actor on a very long running ABC show has spent about $10K this month on web cam sex. All on one woman.
Four parts today.
The women behind Snooki just seem, so, plastic. And pale. It’s looking at Nicole Kidman in the sun.
Taye Diggs tries to be cool before a radio interview.
Taraji P Henson on Jimmy Fallon last night.
Tracy Morgan looks great and ready to host SNL in October.
Taylor Schilling and
Coco Rocha
joined Erin Heatherton to get some free hotel rooms from The W.
Chanel Iman was there too.
Aziz Ansari doing standup last night.
Lenny Kravitz is definitely camera ready. And probably wearing a size larger pants than last month.
Lupita Nyong’o in a rare pap shot.
Matt Damon out promoting The Martian and meeting some real life astronauts.
Melanie Griffith and her
daughter Stella out shopping.
Nick Jonas talking about his music and Andy Cohen’s crush on him.
Nicole Murphy wanted to be noticed so she went to the Grove.
Nicole Scherzinger and Russell Simmons shilling for Samsung.
Ryan Phillippe just loves taking his clothes off for the cameras. Here he is with his son.
Iggy Azalea flew all the way home to Australia to look at underwear up close.
Isla Fisher and her dog on vacation in Spain.
Jake Johnson and Jake Johnson.
Two days in a row of Julia Roberts smiling. This has to be some kind of record.
Kylie Jenner saves time by just having her shorts already unbuttoned.
Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart were reunited at the premiere of her new movie co-starring
Connie Britton and
Jesse Eisenberg who hung out with Kristen at the after party.
Laverne Cox looking lovely in NYC yesterday morning.
