Dear former child star,
Hey, you might have cheated, I wish I knew, but your friends stay quiet. However, as I wrote a couple a weeks ago, your soon to be ex husband might be going over the top because he got someone else pregnant too. What better way to throw everyone off the scent.
So, you might want to check into that. His celebrity ex might know a thing or two about the other person.
Love And Bacon,
Enty