June 1, 2007
What happens when your mistress bumps her head on the diving board of your pool, gets knocked out, and is underwater for almost a minute before anyone notices? Well if you are this over 45 Academy Award winning actor you say thank you God for those CPR lessons that the former lifeguard now hooker and other member of the threesome was forced to take. She not only dragged the mistress out of the pool, but also gave her mouth to mouth and got her breathing. One or two more minutes in the water and this actor wouldn’t have a career anymore.
Sean Penn