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It appears that molestation and fake charities and extra-marital affairs have not made the Duggar family any less popular. People continue to buy magazines when you put them on the cover. They continue to generate clicks when you talk about them on sites. I hate talking about them or writing about them. I think the family is hypocritical and they whitewash everything that happens in their life that calls them out on it. They always say everything is rosy. So does Val Kilmer with his throat tumor. I love people who love passionately, including whatever religion they choose to practice. I just think you should be honest with yourself and others if things in your life contradict everything you have been telling the world instead of spinning it so you can stay famous.

Again, like yesterday, this is not where this was going. It was going to be a light hearted rant about letting kids wait until they are mid-teens or older and letting them decide their name because the name Spurgeon Seewald is awful. Granted, it is not the worst name I have seen, but it is up there.

Kid – So, your name is surgeon?

Spurgeon – No, Spurgeon

Kid – Sturgeon?

Spurgeon- Spurgeon

Kid -Oh, you mean like the stuff that happens in porn movies when the guy spurges on her.

Spurgeon – I don’t know, I have to ask my parents.

Later that night.

Spurgeon- Mom. Am I named after what happens in porn movies?

Jessa- Huh?

Spurgeon-You know, like, when Uncle Josh spurges on porn stars.


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